Reason #278 as to why God should make me barren

I am a total douche bag of a dog mom. I totally forgot to let my dog out to pee tonight. This is another reason that I should never have kids. I guarantee I will forget to feed them or something.

Online dating is so fruitless. I like to use reasoning such as "well if I'm doing online dating and I'm a quality person, doesn't that mean that someone of equal quality could also be out there?"

No, no it does not.

I get emails from men who write, "Hi you are so biutiful" or something equally as patronizing that is almost always misspelled. I'm sorry, but if you don't know how to use spell check I'm pretty sure I don't want to go on a date with you. It's the internet, and I don't have all that much to judge on here. Spell check equals common sense. See where I'm going with this?

I also get a good amount of one-liner emails that simply say "hey." Well hey to you too. Gosh, you've totally captivated me. I can see that you really put a lot of thought and effort into the email that you just sent me and a few dozen other women.

I don't want to get married anytime soon, but I hate the single life. So before I crawl in a hole with my dog and swear this whole thing off for a few months, bear with me as I complain for a bit. I'll hibernate and be back out there again, searching for that idea of a relationship that may in reality not exist. A relationship that I'm sure will look completely different than what I expect and will catch me off guard just as I'm ready to throw in the towel for good, because that's just how my God works.